Episodes

6 hours ago
6 hours ago
'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!
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24th of March 2025 - Celebrating 5,000 downloads!
'I began creating these episodes as a hobby, purely for the pleasure of it, without any thought that anyone would listen, let alone enjoy them. To see people from over 120 countries take the time to listen to and appreciate my efforts is truly humbling. To everyone who has enjoyed an episode or two, and to those of you who have taken the time to download them, I extend my heartfelt appreciation.
Thank you for your kindness and support!'
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6 hours ago
How Do I Love Thee?
6 hours ago
6 hours ago
Reading
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806–1861) was a prominent English poet of the Victorian era, renowned for her eloquent and passionate poetry. Born in County Durham, she gained literary acclaim with her collection "Sonnets from the Portuguese," which expresses her deep love for fellow poet Robert Browning.
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background.
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4 days ago
Sedulous
4 days ago
4 days ago
'Julia's little face lit up in loving delight as she hugged Teddy tightly—after Nana J's sedulous efforts and her unwavering sedulity lovingly restored 'teddy' back to life with every careful stitch!'
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Friday Feb 14, 2025
Egoism
Friday Feb 14, 2025
Friday Feb 14, 2025
'Here comes Paul, but what on earth is that ginormous thing he has on a leash?' 'Oh, that's his best friend, his ego. He likes to take it for walkies each day!'
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Complaisant
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
'Do you know Des?'
'Oh, sure! He's gold—one of the more complacent people in the community.'
'Ah, I think you mean 'complaisant'—he’s always eager and willing to help.'
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Monday Jan 27, 2025
Tattler
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Hey! Aunt Bea is on her way over, and she's bringing bucketloads of sweets!
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Monday Jan 13, 2025
Mulga Bill's Bicycle
Monday Jan 13, 2025
Monday Jan 13, 2025
Reading
Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941). Patterson wrote the poem in 1896. It was originally published on the 25 July 1896 edition of the Sydney Mail.
Mulga Bill's Bicycle tells the hilarious story of Mulga Bill, who thinks he's much better at cycling than he turns out to be.
Note: The reading was recorded with faint vinyl effect in the background.
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Friday Jan 10, 2025
In the dead of night the black dog prowls
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Reading
'The black dog finds a troubled sleeper ...'
'To be or not to be' is probably the most famous soliloquy. Here is a man, unable to sleep, sitting on the side of his bed in the dark of night, wrestling with even darker thoughts and firmly in the grips of 'that black dog.'
The reference to the 'black dog' is in honour of Mark Twain, who referred to depression as 'that black dog.'
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background.
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Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Lugubrious
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
'And the Oscar goes to ....(drumroll, please) ...Lenny the Lugubrious!'
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Saturday Jan 04, 2025
Dilatory
Saturday Jan 04, 2025
Saturday Jan 04, 2025
'Where's dilatory Dan?' 'Sleeping of course!'
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Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Juxtapose / Juxtaposition
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
'Juxtapose or Juxtaposition? Grab the popcorn; a showdown is a-comin’ to town!'
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Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Pluviophile
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
Tuesday Dec 24, 2024
'Mum, granddad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that old pluviophile!
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Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Apricate
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
'Henry, quick! Call Father Jones—the beach is full of people apricating in public like there's no tomorrow!'
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Saturday Dec 14, 2024
Desiderium
Saturday Dec 14, 2024
Saturday Dec 14, 2024
'I'm fine; I'm just in a desiderium state of mind today!'
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Friday Dec 13, 2024
Clancy of the Overflow
Friday Dec 13, 2024
Friday Dec 13, 2024
Reading
Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941), was an Australian bush poet, journalist, and author widely considered one of Australia's greatest writers. He is noted for composing the internationally famous song "Waltzing Matilda."
Paterson wrote the poem from the perspective of a city dweller who once met Clancy, a shearer and drover, and now longs for Clancy's life. "Clancy of the Overflow" was first published in 1889 in The Bulletin, an Australian news magazine.
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Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
A Dogs Tale
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Reading
Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens on November 30, 1835, was a celebrated American writer and humorist, best known for "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." He died on April 21, 1910.
A Dog's Tale is one sad doggy story, you may need to grab the tissues!
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Monday Dec 09, 2024
The Man from Ironbark
Monday Dec 09, 2024
Monday Dec 09, 2024
Reading
Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941), was an Australian bush poet, journalist, and author widely considered one of Australia's greatest writers. He is noted for composing the internationally famous song "Waltzing Matilda."
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Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Quotidian
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
'What's Nigel doing over there?' 'He's making his way through the quotidian!'
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Saturday Nov 23, 2024
Puck!
Saturday Nov 23, 2024
Saturday Nov 23, 2024
'He's a funny puck, isn't he?'
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Thursday Nov 21, 2024
The Book of Grotesque
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Reading
Sherwood Anderson was an American author born on September 13, 1876, and died on March 8, 1941. He is best known for his influential work 'Winesburg, Ohio,' published in 1919, which explores the lives of residents in a fictional small town. In "The Book of Grotesque," Anderson introduces the concept of the "grotesque," depicting distorted and exaggerated aspects of human experience.
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Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Dulcarnon
Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
'A dilemma or a dulcarnon? What’s the cuckoo got to do with it?'
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Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Flabbergasted
Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Meet 'flabbergasted'—the ultimate reaction when you find out your cat secretly runs a successful online business!
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Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Pogonophile
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
'Bill, the carefree pogonophile, takes great pleasure in proudly displaying his pogonotrophy for the world to admire!'
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Friday Nov 15, 2024
Hunted Down by Charles Dickens
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Reading
Charles John Huffam Dickens (1812-1870) was a writer and social critic who created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era.
The Story
A mysterious man named Julius Slinkton enters the life of Mr. Sampson, the manager of a life assurance office. At first, Slinkton appears to be the perfect gentleman. However, as Sampson soon discovers, appearances can be deceiving!
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Friday Nov 15, 2024
Love is the best -You know it is!
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Reading
'Who doesn't want a bit more love?'
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Friday Nov 15, 2024
Evelyn McHale & 'the most beautiful suicide'
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Reading
Evelyn Francis McHale (September 20, 1923 – May 1, 1947) was an American book-keeper who jumped to her death from the 86th-floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. Robert Wiles, a photography student, took a picture of Evelyn where she lay on top of a crushed car. The photograph of the dead lady had a "beautiful" aesthetic quality and was republished around the world. The photograph led Time magazine to call it "the most beautiful suicide."
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Friday Nov 15, 2024
Makes the World Kin by O. Henry
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Friday Nov 15, 2024
Reading
O. Henry, the pen name of William Sydney Porter, was an American short story writer known for his wit, wordplay, and twist endings. He was born on September 11, 1862. O. Henry’s stories often depicted the lives of everyday people in New York City and explored themes of love, sacrifice, and the ironies of life. He passed away on June 5, 1910, in New York City, leaving behind a legacy that has continued to influence short fiction.
The Story
A young thief attempts to rob a richer, older man, but soon realises that he has more in common with his victim than he originally thought.
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Thursday Nov 14, 2024
Bounteous-Hearted
Thursday Nov 14, 2024
Thursday Nov 14, 2024
'There goes Grantos, one rare diamond, a truly special individual indeed!'
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Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Overcoming Self-Doubt!
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
'Self-doubt has a loud voice—here’s a way to silence it!'
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Monday Oct 28, 2024
Embracing Change
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Monday Oct 28, 2024
'Change is a component of time, and since time is always changing, so is the world we live in!'
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Thursday Oct 03, 2024
Fickle
Thursday Oct 03, 2024
Thursday Oct 03, 2024
'Blimey, they cancelled again? Well, one thing can be said about Freddy and the Fickle: they are consistent!'
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Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Jocund
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
'Who doesn't love to be in their company? They're such a jocund couple!'
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Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Growing Strong!
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Wednesday Oct 02, 2024
Grow strong from where you are!
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Sunday Sep 29, 2024
Rumination
Sunday Sep 29, 2024
Sunday Sep 29, 2024
'Nigel, your endless rumination will surely lead to your ruination!'
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Friday Sep 27, 2024
Ninnyhammer
Friday Sep 27, 2024
Friday Sep 27, 2024
'Poor Carl, he's a right old ninnyhammer!'
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Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
Zoophilist
Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
Wednesday Sep 25, 2024
'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!'
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Monday Sep 23, 2024
Quockerwodger
Monday Sep 23, 2024
Monday Sep 23, 2024
'Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out, in the end, he was just another quockerwodger!'
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Monday Sep 23, 2024
August
Monday Sep 23, 2024
Monday Sep 23, 2024
'Jeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the cathedral.'
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Monday Jul 22, 2024
Vesperal
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
'Shouldn't you be slowing down at your age?'
'Slow down? I’m in the vesperal period of my life, Sonny. Out of my way!'
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Friday Jul 19, 2024
Tête-à-tête
Friday Jul 19, 2024
Friday Jul 19, 2024
Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag: "My darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location: Our secluded amour. Before the dinner party, we must have a moment together, a romantic tête-à-tête."
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Thursday Jul 11, 2024
The Gloaming
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
'They often took hand in walks together in the gloaming of summer days.'
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Friday Jul 05, 2024
Solecism
Friday Jul 05, 2024
Friday Jul 05, 2024
'As Paul reflected on his past, he was filled with a deep sense of solecism, recalling the missteps that now shaped his life.'
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Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Lethologica
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
'Let's catch the... um, the thingy to go downtown!'
'The thingy?'
'Yes! You know, that thing with lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver—what's it called?'
'Do you mean a bus?'
'Isn't that what just I said?'
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Wednesday May 08, 2024
Sapiophile
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
'Jan is always at the library. Why?'
'She's looking for a sapiophile.'
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Saturday May 04, 2024
Afterclap
Saturday May 04, 2024
Saturday May 04, 2024
'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'
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Saturday Apr 13, 2024
Manducate
Saturday Apr 13, 2024
Saturday Apr 13, 2024
'Cody, please, for the love of all things delicious, manducate, manducate!'
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Saturday Mar 02, 2024
Derring-do
Saturday Mar 02, 2024
Saturday Mar 02, 2024
"Nigel, come here, my bold swashbuckler of derring-do!"
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Friday Jan 12, 2024
Ultracrepidarian
Friday Jan 12, 2024
Friday Jan 12, 2024
"The monthly meeting of the Ultracrepidarian Society will be held tonight at 7:30 p.m.
Topic: Things We Know Nothing About!"
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Monday Nov 27, 2023
Droll
Monday Nov 27, 2023
Monday Nov 27, 2023
"And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?"
"Could it be that atoms tend to make up everything, sir?"
"Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll."
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Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Churlish
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
"But they were so rude, so arrogant, so..." "Churlish?"
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Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Inconspicuous
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
'They thought slipping out through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong!'
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Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Conspicuous
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
'Everybody looks at him when he laughs." "You mean he's conspicuous by his booming laughter?'
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Monday Oct 16, 2023
Freodful
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Freodful is a magnificent creation from the nineteenth century, embodying a precious gemstone of meaning for our sophisticated society.
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Monday Oct 16, 2023
Luculent
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
'She's so clear and easy to understand! Is she lucid, or is she luculent?'
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Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Jargon
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
'All that jargon-I can’t make sense of anything he's saying!'
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Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Truculent
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
'Run! Here comes Truculent Terry in his big red truck!'
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Friday Sep 15, 2023
Eunoia
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
"Hey, I have an idea! Let’s all embrace the 'eunoia' way of life!"
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Monday Sep 11, 2023
Obloquy
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
"Oh, Obloquy! There must be another way!"
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Monday Sep 11, 2023
Cockalorum
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
"There is no 'I' in team," the coach told his players. "But there is an 'I' in the word 'winner,'" said the mighty cockalorum, beating his chest!
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Friday Sep 08, 2023
Deportment
Friday Sep 08, 2023
Friday Sep 08, 2023
"Deport him! Deport him!" cried the crowd. "No! He only needs to change his deportment!" said Mr D'Porter.
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Monday Sep 04, 2023
Discombobulated
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
'I might not know whether I am Martha or Arthur, but one thing I do know: I am thoroughly discombobulated!'
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Sunday Sep 03, 2023
Uglyography
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
'She must be a doctor.'
'Why do you say that?'
'Have you seen her handwriting?'
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Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Catchpenny
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
"Welcome to my home, filled with a thousand catchpennies."
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Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Lanspresado
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
'Hey, where did those butterflies come from?' 'His wallet, I think!'
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Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
Mumpsimus
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
'Why's that person always angry?' 'He's not angry; he's just an old mumpsimus!'
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Monday Aug 21, 2023
Loquacious / Loquacity / Loquaciousness
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
'Even at a young age, Rosie was delightfully loquacious and engaging.'
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