Enlarge Your Vocabulary

'Sixty seconds? It takes almost sixty seconds to say your name!'
'Oh... very droll. Very droll indeed.'
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More to Listen to . . .
Short stories from the public domain: Here
Stories, poems and bush ballads by Henry Lawson: Here

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‘How could you say it was fortuitous that he broke his finger?
What a thing to say – that's hardly good luck!’
‘Exactly... that's what I said.’
‘No, you said it was fortuitous!’
‘Yes, that's right, I ... Oh, have a listen to the episode. You'll see what I mean.’
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Deipnosophist ... and the story of how today's word became today's word!

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And now for something new ...
Words in Action

A small addition to the usual proceedings of Enlarge Your Vocabulary.

For some time now we have been collecting curious words, old words, neglected words… words refusing to settle quietly into comfortable retirement. But words, it seems, were never designed to spend their lives standing stiffly inside dictionaries.

So each episode of Words in Action introduces four interesting words, offers a brief acquaintance… and then places them into a short mystery in the style of old-time radio.

Their task? To reveal themselves in motive… atmosphere… conversation… or character.

Listen carefully. The meanings are known.

The mystery— that part is yours to solve!

Be sure to check back from time to time— for our next cast of four have already been selected, contracted, assembled, and duly commissioned to perform inside the next enthralling episode of Words in Action!

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‘Look at old Roger out there basking in the sun — he looks perfectly copacetic.’
‘Oh, do you think he should move into the shade, then?’
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‘Matha, don’t you find Stanley a rather boring supercilious?’
‘No, I don’t think so — I think he’s more of a super-silly soddiest.’
‘Oh dear… is there such a word?’
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‘Charge your glasses, ladies and gentlemen, and raise a toast to the motto of the unhurried, who prefer not to seize the day but would rather—Neglige diem!’
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‘Define oxymoron.’
‘Sure… that’s as clear as mud.’
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Impecunious : im-pih-KYOO-nee-uhs

‘Fancy a bite to eat?’
‘I would, but I’m feeling rather… impecunious.’
‘Impecunious? That sounds expensive.’
‘On the contrary, my good man—you’ll find it a wise investment… one that will come back to you a hundredfold.’
‘Oh, really? Another one of those meals, I see.’
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"Holy doghouse, Batman! This looks like a pet cemetery—with all these statues of dogs on the graves!’
‘Not quite, Boy Wonder… you’re barking up the wrong tree.’
‘Gosh—then what is it?’
‘A mystery, Robin… and one worth uncovering.’
‘Doggone, Batman, I have a lot to learn.’
‘Don’t worry, old chum. This evening—after your hot milk and cookies—you can find out by tuning in to tonight’s broadcast of Enlarge Your Vocabulary!’ (dramatic music - and fade)
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Meanwhile, at the headquarters of ‘We Get the Truth Inc’:

‘Chief, the algorithms are inconclusive. The lie detectors are baffled. We simply cannot be sure he’s telling the truth.’

A deathly silence fell across the room.

The Chief rose slowly. Steely-eyed. Stone-faced. Immovable.

In a low, determined voice, he said, ‘Send in the Gregorios Twins — Gregory and Gregoria.’

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‘She has such a euphonious voice.’
‘What? Nonsense — she has magical dulcet tones.’
‘Blimey, next you’ll be telling me she has a sonorous voice.’
‘You’re all wrong. Her voice is like honey to the ear — smooth, sweet and impossible to resist. In a word: mellifluous!’
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'I’m off to town, love.'
'Take care — it’s rough downtown nowadays.'
'No need to worry, dear. Big Brother has me — and everyone else — under surveillance. They’re always watching out for us.'
'Oh, yes, I forgot, aren’t they wonderful?'
'hmm.'
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'While Cupid sends arrows of love, watch out — cupidity can have a nasty sting!'
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Terry: By Jove, that was some email, Ken. I’m sure Sue will be moved.
Ken: You read my private email?
Terry: You accidentally sent it to the entire office staff.
Ken: No... I’m ruined!
Terry: Oh, dear, never mind, I'm sure things will pick up! (He said with an inner smile.)
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Pulchritudinous. 'puhl·kruh·choo·duh·nuhs'

‘‘Did you hear Marie has opened a new flower shop?’
‘No, what’s it called?’
‘The Pulchritudinous Florist.’
‘Who, Marie or the flowers?’
‘Both.’
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Even at a young age, Sally was delightfully loquacious and engaging.
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‘Henry, Mr and Mrs Pugnacious would like to come over at the weekend for a discussion.’
‘What? Quick, Martha — book the next flight to Coober Pedy! Surely we’ll be safe there?’

(When Mr and Mrs Pugnacious want to “have a word,” it’s time to make a run for the outback!)

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“...only, it was that last strange look she gave me— I was struck with a flash of dubiety.”

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'Since the report leaked a week ago, we’ve had no flights landing at our airport, Reggie… perhaps hiring callow fellows wasn’t the smartest move after all.'
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‘Dolly, why so many tears?’
‘It’s Archibald. He’s always written the sweetest letters to me, but in this letter, he’s called me the Queen of Garbage! How could he?’
‘Let me see the letter.’
‘No, Dolly—he’s called you the Queen of Garbists... garbists.’
‘Garbist? I’ll give him “gabist” next time I see him!’

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'Pete's perfectly punctuated porciloquence left them all in awe! So much said in so few words!'
(Apologies for mother's interference!)
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'His indefatigability left the indefatigable indefatigably exhausted; for never in the history of the indefatigable had such indefatigableness been witnessed!'

Note: You may struggle to find the noun: indefatigableness in most dictionaries. Why? They've deemed it obsolete—a tragic casualty of underuse.
'Shame on those dictionaries!'

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‘I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.’
‘Oh? Why ever not?’
‘Your persiflage about her cooking hasn’t exactly gone down well with Aunt Martha.’
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Recalcitrant: adjective meaning 'stubbornly uncooperative'—much like your Wi-Fi when you need it most!

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It’s not as simple as saying it out loud—though that’s a start. In this episode, we trace the curious path from playful coinage to dictionary legitimacy. Along the way, we meet words that sneaked in, strutted in, or simply refused to go away.

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Brand New Word Alert.  You heard it here first!

Gossipient (First public use: 6 July 2025 – Enlarge Your Vocabulary, Episode 71)
gossipient (adj.) /ˈɡɒ.sɪ.pi.ənt/ ‘GOSS-ih-pee-ənt’
Actively inclined to spread gossip, often with great relish.
gossipient (noun) Someone who delights in gathering and spreading gossip.

"Clara is such a gossipient—she was on the phone to all the neighbours the minute Rosie was out the door!"

Pssst!
Why not become a true and proud gossipient—help it grow by using it, sharing it, and spreading it in emails, blogs, and social media? Let's see how far the word goes.
After all, gossipient only needs a few dedicated gossipients to flourish!

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"Hurry! It’s Fred – he’s been hit in the eye with an expergefactor!"
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'He's beginning to see the light – he's having an expergefaction!' (Ready the chorus of angels!)
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His calvity glistened in the early morning sun!
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Silva’s electric alacrity dispelled the team’s despondency!
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'Eric and Phyllis are coming to dinner tonight.' 'Oh goodie, more ice cream for us — I guess they’ll enjoy their spoonful of self-control!' (maniacal laughter!)
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Julia’s little face lit up in loving delight as she hugged Teddy tightly — after Nana J’s sedulous efforts and her unwavering sedulity lovingly restored ‘Teddy’ back to life with every careful stitch!
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‘Here comes Paul, but what on earth is that ginormous thing he has on a leash?’
‘Oh, that’s his best friend, his ego. He likes to take it for walkies each day!’
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‘Do you know Des?’ ‘Oh, sure! He’s gold — one of the more complacent people in the community.’ ‘Ah, I think you mean “complaisant” — he’s always eager and willing to help.’
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‘Hey! Aunt Bea is on her way over, and she’s bringing bucketloads of sweets!’
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'And the Oscar goes to ... (drumroll, please) ... Lenny the Lugubrious!'
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'Where's dilatory Dan?' 'Sleeping of course!'
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‘Juxtapose or juxtaposition? Grab the popcorn; a showdown is a-comin’ to town!’
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'Mum, granddad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that old pluviophile!'
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‘Henry, quick! Call Father Jones — the beach is full of people apricating in public like there’s no tomorrow!’
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'I'm fine; I'm just in a desiderium state of mind today!'
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'What's Nigel doing over there?' 'He's making his way through the quotidian!'
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'He's a funny puck, isn't he?'
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'A dilemma or a dulcarnon? What’s the cuckoo got to do with it?'
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'Meet 'flabbergasted' - the ultimate reaction when you find out your cat secretly runs a successful online business!'
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'Bill, the carefree pogonophile, takes great pleasure in proudly displaying his pogonotrophy for the world to admire!'
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'Nigel, your endless rumination will surely lead to your ruination!'
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'Poor Carl, he's a right old ninnyhammer!'
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'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!'
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'Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out, in the end, he was just another quockerwodger!'
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Jeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the cathedral.
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'Shouldn't you be slowing down at your age?'
'Slow down? I’m in the vesperal period of my life, Sonny. Out of my way!'
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Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag: 'My darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location: Our secluded amour. Before the dinner party, we must have a moment together, a romantic tête-à-tête.'
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They often took hand in walks together in the gloaming of summer days.
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As he reflected on his past, he was filled with a deep sense of solecism, recalling the missteps that now shaped his life.
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'Let's catch the... um, the thingy to go downtown!'
'The thingy?'
'Yes! You know, that thing with lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver—what's it called?'
'Do you mean a bus?'
'Isn't that what just I said?'
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'Jan is always at the library.'
' Why?'
'She's looking for a sapiophile.'
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'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'
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'Cody, please, for the love of all things delicious, manducate, manducate!'
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'Nigel, come here, my bold swashbuckler of derring-do!'
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The monthly meeting of the Ultracrepidarian Society will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m.
Topic: Things We Know Nothing About.
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'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?'
'Could it be that atoms tend to make up everything, sir?'
'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.'
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'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so ... 'Churlish?'
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They thought slipping out through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong!
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'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he's conspicuous by his booming laughter?'
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Freodful is a magnificent creation from the nineteenth century, embodying a precious gemstone of meaning for our sophisticated society.
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'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or is she luculent?'
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'All that jargon - I can’t make sense of anything he's saying!'
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'Run! Here comes Truculent Terry in his big red truck!'
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'Hey, I have an idea! Let’s all embrace the "eunoia" way of life!'
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'Oh, Obloquy! There must be another way!'
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‘There is no “I” in team,’ the coach told his players.
‘But there is an “I” in the word “winner”,’ said the mighty cockalorum, beating his chest!
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‘Deport him! Deport him!’ cried the crowd.
‘No! He only needs to change his deportment!’ said Mr D’Porter.
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‘I might not know whether I am Martha or Arthur, but one thing I do know: I am thoroughly discombobulated!’
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'She must be a doctor.'
'Why do you say that?'
'Have you seen her handwriting?'
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'Welcome to my home, filled with a thousand catchpennies.'
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'Hey, where did those butterflies come from?' 'His wallet, I think!'
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'Why's that person always angry?'
'He's not angry; he's just an old mumpsimus!'
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